Wanna get a lick of this lovin'?

Hi the names evelyn, im a robot and have no feelings.
Im a hairstylist and makeup artist and i like eating sourpatch watermelons and drinking raspberry ice tea. Ohh yeahh im fancy. <3
elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

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I can see you drooling ♥

I can see you drooling ♥

My boyfriend knows im always on Tumblr,so when hes like “Already on Tumblr huh? ” I just smile but was thinking- already,im behind.
So he mentions the Yahoo bullshit and he said:

“Did you hear about Yahoo buying Tumblr!?”

I looked at him and I said to him with a serious face.. “I know! Dont even talk to me about it. Theyre gonna ruin it. Family friendly my ass! Fuck them! Fuck you Yahoo.

But yeah I heard”


My boyfriend doesnt understand how Tumblr works..

Those people out there dont understand.

mini-slashthegreat:

thepreciousthing:

adire-adire:

victorysunshine:

goldfish-kisses:

geek-in-a-box:

martiemcfly:

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

theme parks. just. theme parks.

but u have to pay for theme parks

that’s the adult part

son of a bitch

ladies and gentlemen, behold

the St. Louis City Museum:

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Playground for adults and children.

They even serve alcohol.

THE best place on the fucking planet!!

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showmemakeup:

Yesterday I did a makeup demo at South Essex College for students.
I had a couple of hours to showcase two creative makeup looks from shoots I’ve done in the past. Here is a quick snap shot of my superhero mask - adapted using different colours. 

To get the definite line when creating this look, my preference is a piece of kitchen roll taped across the forehead using scotch tape. 
Then spray on the colours.

showmemakeup:

Yesterday I did a makeup demo at South Essex College for students.
I had a couple of hours to showcase two creative makeup looks from shoots I’ve done in the past. Here is a quick snap shot of my superhero mask - adapted using different colours.

To get the definite line when creating this look, my preference is a piece of kitchen roll taped across the forehead using scotch tape.
Then spray on the colours.