May 2013
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My boyfriend knows im always on Tumblr,so when hes like “Already on Tumblr huh? ” I just smile but was thinking- already,im behind.
So he mentions the Yahoo bullshit and he said:
“Did you hear about Yahoo buying Tumblr!?”
I looked at him and I said to him with a serious face.. “I know! Dont even talk to me about it. Theyre gonna ruin it. Family friendly my ass!...
mini-slashthegreat:
thepreciousthing:
adire-adire:
victorysunshine:
goldfish-kisses:
geek-in-a-box:
martiemcfly:
WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS
LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND
BUT BIGGER
WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
theme parks. just. theme parks.
but u have to pay for theme parks
that’s the adult part
son of a bitch
ladies and gentlemen, behold
...
tastemygayrainbow:
if you date me you get to touch my butt anytime you want
Judging by my Tumblr, post in my ask what you...
a-zombieee:
purrkittykatt:
j8k3:
chrssy:
riding your man like
LOOOOOOL
LMFAO
ROFL
heartcramp:
Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be...
Play with my dick instead of my feelings thank u
Penetrate my vagina not my heart thank you
cleadmau5:
larapeople:
I just realized that the word bed looks like a bed
My brain literally stopped working for a second
