Wanna get a lick of this lovin'?

Hi the names evelyn, im a robot and have no feelings.
Im a hairstylist and makeup artist and i like eating sourpatch watermelons and drinking raspberry ice tea. Ohh yeahh im fancy. <3
Me: are you coming over tonight?

Boyfriend: idk im tired

Me: okay babe.

Boyfriend: come over for breakfast? :)

Me: ha. No thank you.

Boyfriend: Lol aw I was gunna make you waffles :p

Me: You dont even take two steps when i offer you breakfast… And i have to drive 30 minutes to get mine? Not gonna happen.I deserve breakfast in bed. 

..still no reply.hahahaha lawyered!

Me: are you coming over tonight?

Boyfriend: idk im tired

Me: okay babe.

Boyfriend: come over for breakfast? :)

Me: ha. No thank you.

Boyfriend: Lol aw I was gunna make you waffles :p

Me: You dont even take two steps when i offer you breakfast… And i have to drive 30 minutes to get mine? Not gonna happen.I deserve breakfast in bed.

..still no reply.hahahaha lawyered!

  1. messias-senior reblogged this from hellomsfunsized
  2. hellomsfunsized posted this